Friday, August 28, 2009

aversion to pregnancy

ive never liked the concept of pregnancy. its just kind of alien and gross. sperm fertilizing the egg. the creature lives in a sack, feeding off its host. the hosts body gets all distorted and fat and has a variety of ailments and weirdness that takes place. afterwards the hosts body is often forever changed for the worse. morning sickness. vomitting because the creature is inside of you. then the creature comes out with much pain, torture, blood and screaming.

theres a number of disgusting words and phrases heard regarding this grotesque process...

"im (blank) centimeters dialated"

"my mucus plugs came out" (gag)

"the baby looked like it was covered in cheesecloth when it came out"

"placenta"

"my water broke"

"im spotting blood"


oh my God! i feel ill just typing this stuff up. ugg .


despite all this that i feel, i cant deny that people love it. they love it! they love the whole thing. the attention of walking around with a big belly. feeling the baby kick about inside them. feeling cravings spawned by the baby. people describe this time in their life with joy in their eyes and seem to genuinely enjoy being pregnant.

amazingly, many cant wait to do it all again after having already gone through the process once.

this is the miracle: despite the grossness and pain of it all, God inspires more joy in the parents during this period than perhaps any other period of their life. so much so, they dont see the grossness, dont see the pain, just the blinding love He intends.

5 comments:

prometheus33 said...

Your post made me think of this scene from Rat Race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRXsNxwTnXU&feature=PlayList&p=906760B024274890&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=93

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Aufgeblassen said...

You may be stereotyping.

prometheus33 said...

Did you watch the video clip? It's freaking hilarious.

arcturus88 said...

yeah, funny stuff!