day1: why does he keep scratching and biting himself. stupid dog.
day3: stop dog! stop biting your ass you sick beast!!
day5: look now he's bit himself to the point of bleeding. infuriating madness. i hate him.
day30: he's so stupid, why does he hurt himself life this?! worthless creature!
day48:ouch fleas are biting my ankles! oh God, this really sucks there must be over a dozen! oh sick perversion! aaahh!!! why me!!!
day49: red welts all over my ankles. itching me. i scratch. those bastards, i hate fleas, this is what my dog must go through {{{{{{{epiphany}}}}}}}}}
day49: come here boy, lets get those fleas off you.
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